I don't skinny dip... I chunky dunk.

Every now and then a honey bee turns out to have a sting... YUP-Been that kinda day -.-

BLOGGERS TO BLOGGERS

Anyone, how do you share 'circles'... How do you connect and follow people?? How do you do all the bits and bobs on here?

SUSCRIBE

Suscribe to my BLOGGG. Still getting used to this techno stuff so don't expect anything wacky or mind boggling. Anon.

Monkey-ing around

Just came back from the 4 day road trip that lasted a night.... The tree top climbing was an..EXPERIENCE... At one point, one by one we had to FREE FALL out of an 80ft oak tree...We then swang up into a vertical crash net which we had to climb back onto the platform to carry on tree-trecking... Felt like an orangutan...With a harness.

Was at work the other day, It had been an incredible long day...So I went to clean out the bins (Such a lovely, humble job) and i started talking to the bin aimlessly, sharing my thoughts. Turned round to find another member of staff staring and laughing at me..

"C'mon bin, I wanna see 100% shine or else ill douse you in domestos...How would you like that?"

When your walking through the street of your hometown with your younger sister and a woman on a hollistic therpay stall beckons you to have an audio massage infront of a crowd.. So thats what happened yesterday, she made train whistle nosies into my ear and jabbed at my back for a good 7-8 minutes whilst claiming that i was gaining energy in my 'eternal self' infront of a crowd armed with phones and video recorders.. Tried to contain my laughter as it was a rather bizzare expieriece..

Off on holidaywith ma mere - I wonder where we are going ;--)

That craving where you want to fill your face with oreos, chocolate and potato waffles. ARG.

So mum said I could choose an activity to do on holiday - I chose TREE BUNGEE JUMPING...

.............DEDICATED TO DEZZICLES.

....When your watching a movie in the pictures and someones lover has just died, everyones like depressed and your best mates tummy lets of a dying whale sound that violently echoes through the still, mute cinema..

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........The awkward moment in McDonals when an emo orders a happy meal.

Falafals

So today I tried a falafal... CHICKPEAS, MINTY STUFF and all the vegetables that I'd normally loook at in the supermarket before retreating out the aisle and heading towards the confectionary.

Most yummiest, NOMMIEST shit I've eaten in a while and guess what - ITS GOOD FOR YOU. Its full of the good stuff that does good shizzle to your gutssss ladies and gents ANDDD it includes all the nommy - licious stuff that we all want gorge on.

AGAHdomctr irjkghdjkgcm slivtnhq;owajgcnkh s;gziho vgsdhngh;hg.

FAlAFALS - COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU.

Boys...
Whats with the whole "SUP"... *Half nod* - Blank face like greeting... When we were alien like feoutus's I swear down that a vocabulary including the words HELLO were created.. And what the hell is up with the teenage grunt that is slowly taking over the boy-kind?

Girl - Boy conversation: "Hey!! How are you??" "uuuwgh"

...The trouser thing, half way down your legs? Why... No-one, i repeat NO-ONE wants to see your crack..

WHAT THE FUCQQQ does 'See you later mean'!!!! Like in a minute.. an hour.. next week?? COME ON YOU MALE SPECIMEN... MORE informacion... sil vous plait!!!

Why is there ALWAYS  a race to loose their virginities?? Some kinda hierachy thing?? Like c'mon..

Dont you love it how guys moan about being tired like 24/7???
"Im soo tired *grunt*" "oh, what time ya go to bed last night then?" "4AM... I was playing Call of Duty"

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Have you ever wanted to walk into the middle of the street and just yell NINJA TURTLE? Well... I ask you too... I ask you to go out and shout it out.. Just for the pure sake of it.. You know you want to. There is no point in this post... I applaude you if your reading this. I TAKE MY FUCKING HAT OF TO YOU. Anon.

DEAR my fellow internet friends,
Its nearly been a year since I last wrote - Crazy stuff! SO over the last year I've flown to Antartica to hang out with the polar bears..Met a really nice one called Dave, hung out in the igloo a few times. I've been to the deep south of America to stuff my face with all American burgers - Kidding, I turned vegiterean.....I've also went down the Venician river on a Gondola and rescued a donkey flying out of the mid-air in southern Portugal.

 

I BULLSHIT

....I've actually worked..and worked..and GUESS what... worked.. Took the garbage out a few times a week..Worked.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. I rescued a toad in the drains at work... WORKWORKWORK... Sucks being an adult *face of dis-content*

The Party Animal

So I walked into the concert wandering why the hec did I buy tickets to be surrounded by a group of drunk people partying to ... Well nothing apart from the slurps of beer and the rhythm of footsteps. After getting my Zoo-Zoo cocktail I walked onto the dancefloor and started moving to the beat of the fast rock music that was pumping out of the monstrous stereos. HALF AN HOUR later I was dancing with everyone around me having a really good time, letting my hair down and jumping widly at the band that was playing on the stage.. PLEASE NOTE (The Guittarist - Pwoaaaaaaar!!!! ) .. Anyway back to the blog.. The whole point of this blog is to spread a simple message..                                            WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING TO FIT IN WHEN YOUR BORN TO STAND OUT.. Too many people feel influenced by super-models, pop stars or anything which makes them feel less important than the things they idolise on . Some people get lost into trying to make themselves perfect or better than they are which is completely useless because you never know who will love you for who you are inside.. Not what you try to make yourself be on the outside. Enough of me blabbering about life quotes... I'm off to town to buy blue hair dye... Only live life once so why not?

This is the most watched clip on youtube reaching 465,066, 380 views! I must of watched it a dozen times... Makes me laugh every time. ENJOY!

The End Of The World.

This is the year the world is offically going to end. Personally i dont believe it will... After all, the world was supposedly ameant to end in 1967.. then 1981.. then 2000. Sooo....

Here are some of the ideas from scientists, sci-fi fanatics and facebook on how THEY think the world is going to end..

The Scientists - Some believe that nothing castrophic will happen... Which is a gentle way of saying nothing major will happen. Panic button off!
However some scientists belive that the continents will be ripped apart by monsterous earthquakes and tornados. Damn. But then... Where is the evidence for that?!

The philsophists - According to these wonderfull mind thinkers there was a calender made by the cavemen in the dark ages... Funnily enough the calender only went up to 2012. So this is where the idea came that the world would only last untill 2012.

Facebook - I read on facebook a quote that i thought was fairly humerous..
' How come the world ends in 2012 if my youghurt expires in 2013..' Fair enough!

Post below YOUR ideas about the world ending this year.. Im keen to know what y'all think.

Just because i find this absolultey hilariously brillant....