Thursday, 23 May 2013
.............DEDICATED TO DEZZICLES.
....When your watching a movie in the pictures and someones lover has just died, everyones like depressed and your best mates tummy lets of a dying whale sound that violently echoes through the still, mute cinema..
Falafals
So today I tried a falafal... CHICKPEAS, MINTY STUFF and all the vegetables that I'd normally loook at in the supermarket before retreating out the aisle and heading towards the confectionary.
Most yummiest, NOMMIEST shit I've eaten in a while and guess what - ITS GOOD FOR YOU. Its full of the good stuff that does good shizzle to your gutssss ladies and gents ANDDD it includes all the nommy - licious stuff that we all want gorge on.
AGAHdomctr irjkghdjkgcm slivtnhq;owajgcnkh s;gziho vgsdhngh;hg.
FAlAFALS - COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU.
Most yummiest, NOMMIEST shit I've eaten in a while and guess what - ITS GOOD FOR YOU. Its full of the good stuff that does good shizzle to your gutssss ladies and gents ANDDD it includes all the nommy - licious stuff that we all want gorge on.
AGAHdomctr irjkghdjkgcm slivtnhq;owajgcnkh s;gziho vgsdhngh;hg.
FAlAFALS - COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU.
Boys...
Whats with the whole "SUP"... *Half nod* - Blank face like greeting... When we were alien like feoutus's I swear down that a vocabulary including the words HELLO were created.. And what the hell is up with the teenage grunt that is slowly taking over the boy-kind?
Girl - Boy conversation: "Hey!! How are you??" "uuuwgh"
...The trouser thing, half way down your legs? Why... No-one, i repeat NO-ONE wants to see your crack..
WHAT THE FUCQQQ does 'See you later mean'!!!! Like in a minute.. an hour.. next week?? COME ON YOU MALE SPECIMEN... MORE informacion... sil vous plait!!!
Why is there ALWAYS a race to loose their virginities?? Some kinda hierachy thing?? Like c'mon..
Dont you love it how guys moan about being tired like 24/7???
"Im soo tired *grunt*" "oh, what time ya go to bed last night then?" "4AM... I was playing Call of Duty"
........................................................>.< THERES YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!! scliftrhs jdfkvnzkslc nyf suhaCOFHYAN SILHFJKZHDBFILAUSGFCH MoaxideoqUFDOIorvtkje sgcndgf caoirhg vuaseghaisodjf xCVTN APIWJRG'IAEOGHEG'COWIRGHAIOGH'AOISDGHJh s;rouighcv rhgse.
Whats with the whole "SUP"... *Half nod* - Blank face like greeting... When we were alien like feoutus's I swear down that a vocabulary including the words HELLO were created.. And what the hell is up with the teenage grunt that is slowly taking over the boy-kind?
Girl - Boy conversation: "Hey!! How are you??" "uuuwgh"
...The trouser thing, half way down your legs? Why... No-one, i repeat NO-ONE wants to see your crack..
WHAT THE FUCQQQ does 'See you later mean'!!!! Like in a minute.. an hour.. next week?? COME ON YOU MALE SPECIMEN... MORE informacion... sil vous plait!!!
Why is there ALWAYS a race to loose their virginities?? Some kinda hierachy thing?? Like c'mon..
Dont you love it how guys moan about being tired like 24/7???
"Im soo tired *grunt*" "oh, what time ya go to bed last night then?" "4AM... I was playing Call of Duty"
........................................................>.< THERES YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!! scliftrhs jdfkvnzkslc nyf suhaCOFHYAN SILHFJKZHDBFILAUSGFCH MoaxideoqUFDOIorvtkje sgcndgf caoirhg vuaseghaisodjf xCVTN APIWJRG'IAEOGHEG'COWIRGHAIOGH'AOISDGHJh s;rouighcv rhgse.
Have you ever wanted to walk into the middle of the street and just yell NINJA TURTLE? Well... I ask you too... I ask you to go out and shout it out.. Just for the pure sake of it.. You know you want to. There is no point in this post... I applaude you if your reading this. I TAKE MY FUCKING HAT OF TO YOU. Anon.
DEAR my fellow internet friends,
Its nearly been a year since I last wrote - Crazy stuff! SO over the last year I've flown to Antartica to hang out with the polar bears..Met a really nice one called Dave, hung out in the igloo a few times. I've been to the deep south of America to stuff my face with all American burgers - Kidding, I turned vegiterean.....I've also went down the Venician river on a Gondola and rescued a donkey flying out of the mid-air in southern Portugal.
....I've actually worked..and worked..and GUESS what... worked.. Took the garbage out a few times a week..Worked.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. I rescued a toad in the drains at work... WORKWORKWORK... Sucks being an adult *face of dis-content*
Its nearly been a year since I last wrote - Crazy stuff! SO over the last year I've flown to Antartica to hang out with the polar bears..Met a really nice one called Dave, hung out in the igloo a few times. I've been to the deep south of America to stuff my face with all American burgers - Kidding, I turned vegiterean.....I've also went down the Venician river on a Gondola and rescued a donkey flying out of the mid-air in southern Portugal.
I BULLSHIT
....I've actually worked..and worked..and GUESS what... worked.. Took the garbage out a few times a week..Worked.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. I rescued a toad in the drains at work... WORKWORKWORK... Sucks being an adult *face of dis-content*
Monday, 13 August 2012
The Party Animal
So I walked into the concert wandering why the hec did I buy tickets to be surrounded by a group of drunk people partying to ... Well nothing apart from the slurps of beer and the rhythm of footsteps. After getting my Zoo-Zoo cocktail I walked onto the dancefloor and started moving to the beat of the fast rock music that was pumping out of the monstrous stereos. HALF AN HOUR later I was dancing with everyone around me having a really good time, letting my hair down and jumping widly at the band that was playing on the stage.. PLEASE NOTE (The Guittarist - Pwoaaaaaaar!!!! ) .. Anyway back to the blog.. The whole point of this blog is to spread a simple message.. WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING TO FIT IN WHEN YOUR BORN TO STAND OUT.. Too many people feel influenced by super-models, pop stars or anything which makes them feel less important than the things they idolise on . Some people get lost into trying to make themselves perfect or better than they are which is completely useless because you never know who will love you for who you are inside.. Not what you try to make yourself be on the outside. Enough of me blabbering about life quotes... I'm off to town to buy blue hair dye... Only live life once so why not?
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