Monday, 13 August 2012

The Party Animal

So I walked into the concert wandering why the hec did I buy tickets to be surrounded by a group of drunk people partying to ... Well nothing apart from the slurps of beer and the rhythm of footsteps. After getting my Zoo-Zoo cocktail I walked onto the dancefloor and started moving to the beat of the fast rock music that was pumping out of the monstrous stereos. HALF AN HOUR later I was dancing with everyone around me having a really good time, letting my hair down and jumping widly at the band that was playing on the stage.. PLEASE NOTE (The Guittarist - Pwoaaaaaaar!!!! ) .. Anyway back to the blog.. The whole point of this blog is to spread a simple message..                                            WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING TO FIT IN WHEN YOUR BORN TO STAND OUT.. Too many people feel influenced by super-models, pop stars or anything which makes them feel less important than the things they idolise on . Some people get lost into trying to make themselves perfect or better than they are which is completely useless because you never know who will love you for who you are inside.. Not what you try to make yourself be on the outside. Enough of me blabbering about life quotes... I'm off to town to buy blue hair dye... Only live life once so why not?

Saturday, 14 July 2012

This is the most watched clip on youtube reaching 465,066, 380 views! I must of watched it a dozen times... Makes me laugh every time. ENJOY!

The End Of The World.

This is the year the world is offically going to end. Personally i dont believe it will... After all, the world was supposedly ameant to end in 1967.. then 1981.. then 2000. Sooo....

Here are some of the ideas from scientists, sci-fi fanatics and facebook on how THEY think the world is going to end..

The Scientists - Some believe that nothing castrophic will happen... Which is a gentle way of saying nothing major will happen. Panic button off!
However some scientists belive that the continents will be ripped apart by monsterous earthquakes and tornados. Damn. But then... Where is the evidence for that?!

The philsophists - According to these wonderfull mind thinkers there was a calender made by the cavemen in the dark ages... Funnily enough the calender only went up to 2012. So this is where the idea came that the world would only last untill 2012.

Facebook - I read on facebook a quote that i thought was fairly humerous..
' How come the world ends in 2012 if my youghurt expires in 2013..' Fair enough!

Post below YOUR ideas about the world ending this year.. Im keen to know what y'all think.

Just because i find this absolultey hilariously brillant....


I have absolutley no desire to be a Size 0, perfectly tanned, manicured and waxed human being. Ive also no desire to have a mansion with 10 deluxe, en-suite bathrooms with chandeleas which which jingle ever so slightly when the fitted air conditioning gets turned up. Ive no desire to eat cavier with a spoon so small it could easily fit a five pence penny on it. I definatley have no desire to fly to differnet parts of the world in million pound jets just so i can sip champagne among other human beings that claim themselves to be more extrodinary then the rest of us.

The only desire i have is to be happy and fullfilled with life. Just to love, live and enjoy every day that comes by. Because... After all.. "60 seconds of sadness is 60 seconds of happiness you will never get back" - Andy Six.
Over the last few decades, the music industry has changed drastically. It was no out of the ordinary for somebody to walk into a record shop and purchase a Lynnell record to play on their "Turn table". But if you were to do this now, it could be considered slightly strange. Instead of listening to a good old record, its now perfectly acceptable to plug your ipod into your wireless laptop and download a piece of music which could of technically flown in millions of particles from across the world. That my fellow readers, is what i call a change in the music industry.

Think back to when you last went to a concert, gig or music festival. Cant remember? Well answer this... When was the last time you logged onto the world wide web and googled, you-tubed or groove sharked your favourite band or singer. Last night? Thought so...

Take a visit into your loft, attic or garage and dig out your photo album, flick a few pages back until you reach a collection of good, old black and white photos. Does it happily bring back memories of when you were supposedly wearing full Lycra, neon outfits and when you arranged your hair into ridiculously, over sized bee-hives? Maybe this was the era where you first began to save all your pocket money to purchase a rock and roll ticket to see your favourite band and giggle nervously as they sung your favourite song down the microphone which you had spent weeks before singing completely out of tune down your aerosol can.

The last 'concert' i went to was a 3D, live concert which took place on my 3D computer in my house! Imagine that... Nickleback playing LIVE in MY house.... Virtually of course.

Take Justin Bieber for instance. An Internet sensation that turned into an all around girl magnet. Brainwashing millions of girls into singing ridiculously high songs that could even deafen a humpback whale. Making girls push, shove, punch and do whatever it takes to get a tincy-wincy glance of this Internet sensation which quite smugly steps out of a £2.4 million jet and leaves half of the female population drooling after his footsteps. Yep, its sure ridiculous.

Without the Internet there would be no tweeting, no writing on walls and no downloading music of dodgy music sites which we secretly know we all do.

In fact, take away the Internet and we would of time warped back into the 1980's all over again. So yes, the music industry has changed very much indeed. Right, I'm off.... (Need to go and catch up on last nights Eastenders on Iplayer).